- Fall. STOP IT. Please do not mention the crunch of leaves, the autumn colors in your neighborhood, or the crispness of the air. You may however mention the cold, the wind, the hours you spend raking leaves, and the mold. Mentioning the upcoming flu season is also advised.
- Dr. Pepper. I wish I had not written that. Now I am salivating. But, for all you people on facebook who JUST MUST post every Dr. Pepper in your status updates, please know that I have recommended you for head of the torture department at the "super secret spy agency club". They should be contacting you shortly. Your skills are needed.
- Starbucks Pumpkin latte or Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate. Please see the above. You may however post the amount of money you spent on you nameless hot drink. It will make me feel better when I drop by Mimo's and buy a cup of coffee for 40 cents.
I appreciate your cooperation. So will any other missionaries on your friend list.
Oh, and to you other missionaries, have any other items I need to add? Just mention them in the comment section and I will be sure to include them in this highly educational (and whiney) post.